Q: What’s the best place to shop for a soccer shirt?
A: New Jersey.
Q: What were the soccer star’s first words as a baby?
A: Look Ma, no hands.
Q: Why do soccer players have so much trouble eating popcorn?
A: They think they can’t use they’re hands.
Q: How did the soccer field end up as a triangle?
A: Somebody took a corner.
Q: What does a soccer player and a magician have in common?
A: Both do hat tricks.
Q: Why are soccer players never asked to dinner?
A: Because they’re always dribbling.
Q: Which insect didn’t play well in goal?
A: The fumble bee.
Q: How did the soccer field get all wet?
A: The players dribbled all over it.
Q: Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?
A. So he could tie the score.
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